When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says... . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer."

W. C. Fields
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  2. You think money can solve any problem, but all it s good for is buying the things it can, and leaving you free to pursue the things it can't. - Ann Herendeen

  3. I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

  4. God, how impossible life is without money. Nothing can ever overcome it, it's everything when it's anything. How can I write in peace with endless worries of money, money, money? (“Disappearing Act”) - Richard Matheson

  5. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Anonymous

More Quotes By W. C. Fields
  1. We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>You can die from drinking too much of...

  2. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

  3. I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

  4. It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

  5. Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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